i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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