should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
