man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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