playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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