Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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