ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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