I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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