David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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