WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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