He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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