Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Princesses don't give blow jobs
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
