i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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