Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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