So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Randomize
