we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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