If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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