Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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