There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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