you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Did I show you my penis last night?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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