Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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