I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Randomize
