can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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