Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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