I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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