U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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