OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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