mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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