Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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