Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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