Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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