walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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