Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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