i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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