this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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