His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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