oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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