Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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