Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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