I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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