If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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