I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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