What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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