nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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