yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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