I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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