Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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