i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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