we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm always down for nudity.
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