I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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