omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Someone signed my nipple.
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